If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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