She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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