But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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