Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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