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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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