my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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