Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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