drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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