I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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