I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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