apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Randomize
