Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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