I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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