You made me cry and you don't even care
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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