so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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