Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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