I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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