you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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