rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
