what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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