Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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