Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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