just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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