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I think we need to take a brake

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What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Redeem this text for a blowjob

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life

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(316): View more from Kansas

i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes

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(530): View more from California

We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..

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Wow. We're meant to be..

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(647): View more from Ontario

I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated

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(818): View more from California

You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.

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