Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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