420 ftw
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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