summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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