I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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