Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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