Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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