I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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