i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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