The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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