There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Randomize
