well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The struggles of a small town man whore
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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