she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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