i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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