it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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