Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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