So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
This house was built for laser tag.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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