I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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