its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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