hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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