There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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