Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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