Don't you send me to vm
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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