I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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