How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Randomize
