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(972): View more from Texas

She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.

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(845): View more from New York

I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so

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(317): View more from Indiana

Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.

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(334): View more from Alabama

you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.

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(760): View more from California

No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!

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(305): View more from Florida

Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum

(1-305): View more from Florida

I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades

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