Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
it's great music for shaving your balls
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
